Left Lane Larry

from Grim Errands by Kitz Willman

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The "Grim Errands" CD comes in a jewel case with artwork designed by Kitz Willman. The 8-page booklet features the complete album lyrics and photographs by artist Posy Legge.

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lyrics

He wanna drive the same way all day
Steering wheel stuck in the same place
Same stupid look on his stupid face
Left lane Larry with the slowest pace
I know it ain’t a race
But it kinda is...

Left lane
Left Lane Larry in the left lane

Left laner in the Mustanger
Just caused a brain-changer
For the bus in right lane
In the night rain
No matter the time of day
His position’s not shiftin
The closest he gets
Is when he’s driftin
Cause he’s lookin down at his celly
His car seat is probably smelly
Sweat
And beef jerky
Underneath passenger seat is last week’s turkey sanny
I passed him in the mini vanny
Do you understand me?
I don’t wanna have to slam these brakes
But I’ll do what it takes to get rid of this side strip Stanley

Eggs, potato
Hashed it out
With a left laner
Hit him with the explainer
In the form of my horn
In the form of my sax
Made him pay my deductible
And my income tax
His chiropractor told him that he
“Had to relax!”
Left lane
Left Lane Larry in the left lane

“Would you walk this line out here, please?”
“Why should I walk a line?
I wasn’t walkin
I was drivin”